Yes, people believe they are washing the bacteria off chicken prior to cooking it. But really they are just spreading bacteria into their sink.

Or,... grab your balls, I’m about to get radical. Get an education. Or take up a cause and contribute to humanity. Or use your fortune to travel the world and be grateful for the experience. Or.... fuck it I’m running out of ideas.

Don’t forget ketchup, bbq, and A1 steak sauce. There is no food so delicate, or individually flavorful enough that many Americans won’t just slather it in some version of a bullshit sugar sauce.

Can somebody from this site please do a piece on all the horrible cooks of tik tok/ YouTube? I don’t even mean the celeb cooks. I’m talking about people who have gotten Facebook/ instagram famous because of their “quick, cheap, accessible” meals, that are really just horrible junk. You know these people because for…

I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

The internet has taught me that most people: like their meat well-done like shoe leather, still wash their chicken, and put cheese or ranch dressing onto absolutely anything.

“Lurking behind Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.):”

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

Everyone knows that the president of Romania is George Santos

Ah Hope Hicks - Donnie’s favorite piece of furniture out the Summer Collection. Good looking, vapid as fuck, and about as smart as a sackful of doorknobs....in other words, potential future wife if his sneering current arm candy finally woke up to figuring out she is married to Donald Trump.

Yep, they can’t govern and absolutely don’t deserve any gavels whatsoever, so I’ll give Crenshaw credit for accidentally stating the obvious.

I’m already prepping a head of lettuce.

I agree.  My first response was “can’t govern?  They refuse to govern.”

“I’m a Florida man” - Matt Gaetz

“It’s a shame. It makes us look foolish. If I didn’t know any better, it’s like the Democrats paid these people off... Let’s make it look like the Republicans can’t govern and don’t deserve any gavels whatsoever. That’s what it makes it look like.”

Elect clowns, get a circus.

There’s no one else that has even close to a majority, so the likeliest result is McCarthy gets there on the 20th ballot or whatever after promising what’s left of the scraps of his soul to Boebert and Gaetz et al.

I honestly thought Khloe and Lamar were only married like two years. Seven years, dang. He probably really does still love her, but it sounds like he mostly loves being taken care of.  

Well...what would anyone expect after witnessing him attempt to do the same during a deadly pandemic under his term.

There was a time in my life I’d pregame some things, but a Broadway production of Death of a Salesman is definitely not one of those things