“If they were selling weight loss stuff, it’d be one thing,”

In a world of few consistencies, at least Jared Leto can be relied upon to present as a total douchebag in any arena.

As of May 2020, you didn’t have kids and weren’t pregnant. But now you have an “unaborted daughter” who is at most two years old, who somehow inspires paranoia in others? Sure, Jan.

24 hours! It took him 24 hours to come up with that!

The State Department does an annual Trafficking in Persons report that looks into human trafficking around the world and how countries comply with standards set out by the Trafficking Victims Protection Act. Countries are separated into a tiered system, with tier 1 being countries in compliance with minimum standards…

Some people on the Internet are going to complain that we are focusing on the wrong thing. They are stupid. It’s okay to laugh at an idiot. Even while the world burns, especially while the world burns. Life is short. Take comfort where you can find it.

Or so dumb that you’d overlook a glaring giveaway like a pizza box that can lead the cops to your door.

His comeback wasn’t even that funny!

Also thanks to GRETA (Council of Europe’s monitoring body for human trafficking) for pushing Romania to strengthen its anti human trafficking legislation and policies.

It could not have happened to a nicer guy.

Even better, a comment in response to an unsolicited brag/attack on said teenager. Like literally all he had to do was not say anything in the first place.

The absolute definition of “small dick energy”.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Oh but I bet his shows will sell out.

No, no, I’m sure Buddha mentioned it, somewhere between the value of the buttlift and buying your four year-old a $100,000 handbag.

Nothing says “zen” like extreme rigidity in every element within your line of sight. I’m pretty sure it was one of the Eightfold Paths the Buddha taught. 

The GOP base truly believes that everyone cheats, everyone lies, etc. etc. It would blow their minds to find out that there are people who don’t have to do those things to be successful. 

Democrats have poor political instincts. They are never ready to go for the jugular. I can see why you wouldn’t want to police his “identities”. But the employment history and claims about being affected by the Pulse nightclub shooting are easily verifiable facts. It was political malpractice not to use it. 

“I never claimed to be Jewish. I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was ‘Jew-ish.’”