This post is an insult to birds. At least birds serve a purpose. 

I think you’re giving him too much credit. 

Isn’t Chip and Joanna Gaines’ Magnolia Network part of Discovery+? Seems in keeping with the network’s ethos...

They most likely already are Republican. 

40 weeks = 10 months, not 9.

1. Salt the water the potatoes are cooked in - use A LOT of salt.

I’ve been kinja’d, so this may not even post, but if it does please know I’m thinking of you. 

Kind of like “The Hunger Games,” in reverse.  Good idea. Works for me.

Methinks Mr. Mitchell doth protest too much.

#Humblebrag

That doesn’t seem to be the case. If anything he’s relishing it. 

George Carlin was “edgy”. Dave Chappelle is not.

I agree that the white Greek system’s time has come and gone. I don’t think we can say the same for the Black Greek system. From what I know of it it’s an entirely different system where the focus truly is on building community and helping one’s brothers and sisters succeed. 

Years of therapy and a medical scare seem to have turned Howard Stern from a sophomoric twat to a decent human being. I was never a fan either, but I read his last book and now I’m Team Stern. 

“ITS beautiful culture” not “IT’S”

“Yeah, but I’m Swedish!”

For all intents and purposes they already have a rubber stamp court. 

Once they’re born. 

That’s a full-on jury.

Boaty McBoatFace Buttigieg