For some reason, looking at some of these gifs just makes me remember the awkward-looking NSFW 3D Overwatch stuff that got a few articles a while back.

I don’t get why people are so incensed. I laughed my ass off.

Is Wildlands vapid in its presentation? Absolutely. The game’s story is just a veneer of dramatic, stereotyped vignettes because the game sprinkles barely an hour of plot across god knows how long it’s going to take me to demolish an entire cartel. So, yeah, this game is spread so thin that any attempt to actually…

I’ll be honest, I’ve never understood horror. The few movies I saw always just seemed like pointless bloodfests to me, and no horror game that I’ve tried really ever got me hooked, though I enjoyed Amnesia’s atmosphere.

I can one up ya. Puzzles and Dragons (another gatcha game, of course) has triple RNG.

Something tells me it would just be a lot cheaper and faster to just hunt down all the artwork online, seeing as the actual game part of it isn’t really worth writing home about. I’m honestly a fan of gatcha games, but I took a pass on this one. I know it’ll probably make someone spew their afternoon tea to hear me…

Dude, Lalafell naming conventions are the shiiiiiit. I love how insanely in-depth FFXIV gets with its naming conventions. Like, I know more about how to name a Miqo’te than I do about their history as a race.

I almost always mess around with all those sliders in the really in-depth character designers for like five minutes a slider, only to set them all to the neutral, dead middle, 50/100 setting. I start out just messing around with them, sliding them back and forth to see what the hell “chin depth” even does, only to…

Honestly? I played the game in thirds, then came back to it after completing entire other games. Whenever I petered out, I just gave it a few months before I went back to it. Took me nine months in all, probably only three of which I was actually playing the game during.

You groan and sigh, Jason, but as someone from a creative writing background, I find the idea of being able to edit a game’s story after it’s released into the wild fascinating. Video game narratives regularly get knocked when compared to other media because they’re less tightly plotted, but if you can go back and fix…

Honestly, when I see him, all I immediately think of is football coach. Probably has something to do with the headset and resting angry face.

Going off of some of the leaked soundbytes, I’m going to make a mildly educated guess and say that Rein will be jolly Saint Nick. Personally, I think that’ll be great.