How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

It’s also super shitty that trans people need to ‘pass’ in order to live openly according to their gender identity in even the most forward-thinking of cities (not just in the US, but everywhere).

I am genuinely shocked by this interview. That’s not snark, or partisanship, or anything else. 26 years in Congress, all of them championing progressive goals, eight of them since the financial crisis, EIGHT YEARS as a sitting, working legislator during the financial crisis and you don’t even know the legal…

It’s so easy to criticize.

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

But there’s no denying that had Bernie been Bernadette you’d have to get tied to a stake to feel the Bern.

Yes, if only there had been a woman reporter over a hundred years ago. Perhaps someone who famously went undercover in a mental hospital or travelled around the world. Or did something notable like that.

Her first answer in the whole thread is amazing. When asked what element of natural parenting is worst she said this:

BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T VOTE IN THEIR LOCAL AND STATE ELECTIONS. Sorry to yell, but it is so frustrating. People come out to vote for the president, but in spite of being the most powerful position on the planet, the President does not control everything. Local and state politics matter just as much, sometimes more. Two…

I misread your comment and thought you wrote “Free the Period!” Like “release the kraken!”

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America. We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

I have nothing with Louis CK, but I would 100% have issue if an elementary school hired him to do his comedy at a party for 1st graders. I would have 0 problem with Louis CK but with the administration for doing something stupid

Everything has an appropriate time and place. It’s not that you should be embarrassed by strippers, it’s that you should be embarrassed by strippers at a professional company event. There’s nothing inherently wrong with sex toys either, but do you think it would’ve been appropriate to put those in the gift baskets…

But he was 5 inches erect. While that may not be massive, it IS decidedly average. Which means he wasn’t even ‘below’ average. That’s what I don’t understand.

Two giraffes? How do you saunter out of a warehouse with two taxidermy giraffes?

Celebs: they get shitty customer service from American Airlines too. They’re just like you!

Yup totally works.