I find men with cats to be more attractive than men with dogs.

No one uses Excel to plan their wedding...its definitely a Google Sheet. How else can you both check it when you’re randomly panicking about it at work?!

So, towards the end of the article, the Zimbabwe situation was mentioned. To be clear, the government of Zimbabwe fucked this up bad, and in the process destroyed a huge part of the economy. White farm-owners got nothing, black farm-getters were not properly screened or trained to see if they knew how to —you know—…

The hood really needs a PR agent. I tell people I’m from the hood and they either A) don’t believe me or B) think I converted to being a dork in prison.

Danielle,

Apparently she had to go to some sort of “Christian” fertility clinic to produce the Pence spawn...pathetic hypocrites, the lot of them.

I’m frankly sick and tired of the word “millennial”, don’t like the judgmental air with which it’s usually said, would die happy if I never heard it again, and wish we’d go back to “Generation Y”. I was fine with that term. When did everybody just decide to stop using it?

And blast the AC. Throw some wintry images up on a screen. Throw in some yodeling.

Someone just has to dust off the NordicTrack machines in the back corner of the gym.

It may not be Naples but thank goodness it isn’t New York or Brooklyn or LA. I am tired of movies based in those places. Narrative films in these locations follow same tired cliques and storylines and characters. If you expand the location of the stories we see in most popular narratives- we might end up with…

Yup, a free market solution to mass shootings. And all it took was companies responding to a horrible tragedy because of public outrage.

Also good on Stack for giving the students their due. They are making things happen while facing the most disgusting backlash. His supportive statement is a big deal.

When I first saw the headline, I thought it was just another hollow corporate move, but then read the full statement and was truly taken aback. I’m very impressed that they not only accepted their role in this situation, but called on congress to do the very easy and right thing.

Anything pro-birth makes me insane, but invoking Susan B. Anthony’s name based on one letter that was very clearly NOT written by her makes my blood boil. SBA A) didn’t believe a fetus was a person until the “quickening” at month 5 and B) didn’t really think women should chain themselves to their husbands with babies…

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,”

Are you sure about that? Two words for you: Mark. Shrayber.

I really want Obama to go the Taft route - from president to Supreme Court justice. Oh, those salty salty tears...

Andrew Jackson would not run into that school to save kids. He’d run into that school for the chance to beat a man half to death. Jackson’s bloodlust runs deep. When a man named Richard Lawrence tried to assassinate Jackson, Lawrence drew a pistol on him, but it misfired. So he produced a second pistol, which also…

Homeboy is out there building houses for Habitat all the time. At age 92. Last summer he collapsed from dehydration then was back out there the next day. I have no doubts about Carter’s heroism.