Ah, that’s a shame. Maybe it’s just not “relatable.”

Michelle L’Amour from the Chicago burlesque scene was on the show a bunch of years back and Brandy was pretty horrified/rude. L’Amour did a cute Knight Rider act for David Hasselhoff but she and her art form were clearly not welcome on that stage.

They really need to get some circus aerialists up in there. It’s both difficult AND cool to watch.

Blah, yes, and you go to Ulta to check out an eyeshadow palette that’s named “rose gold” or some other super-not-purple name, you open it up and... it’s still all just shades of PURPLE.

It just drives me CRAZY how everything seems to come in purple. I look like Marge Simpson in purple. So yellow. So sallow.

YESSSS finally, something for warm skin tones/people who look like Bert.

Gonna be pretty disappointed if siren (AKA BASICALLY JUST A MERMAID) wins. Come on, guys.

Ahahaha, what the hell?! I farted in a dorm bathroom once and a group of girls who were primping at the sink were HORRIFIED. One of them loudly said, “Did she just take a shit?! That’s just WRONG.”

I feel you. My husband likes to make fun of me for having a crush on the Cabin in the Woods version of him, Fornicus.

Personally, my reaction to the photo was “Bare legs at the movies?! She’s gonna freeze!”

Anything > princess

Yep, Alabama and 24th. Story checks out.

OMG, I am effing LIVING for this thread right now.

NICE. Lucky you!

He was pretty rad as Prince Hal in the Hollow Crown TV series, too (also, shout out to Ben Whishaw for his marvelously fey Richard II in the same series).

Yah, it’s a bear with antlers. They have them on all their stuff and there are wooden representations all over the brewery. I guess it’s a gag because bear + deer = beer.

Anderson Valley’s got a nice pumpkin ale. I usually avoid fruit or gourd-flavored beer, but I had a taste of this stuff at the brewery and it was delicious.

Yep. I know a bunch of Ducks around here, but it seems like there is more migration from here to there versus the other way ‘round. In any case, I’m smack in the middle of Cal Bears territory.

My Safeway has already started stocking part of the seasonal area with Halloween candy. Honestly, it’s pretty impressive that they are even vaguely aware of what time of year it is.

Same. Been out in the redwoods on the weekends. Weeknights I’m indoors exercising my ass off to cope with political anxiety. I don’t have much time to sit still in a dark room.