Yah, I’ve never been pressured to have kids. I think everyone just assumed I’d grow up to be a witch and live in a turret with some cats. People were probably surprised that I even found myself a husband.

I was attracted to such creeps as a teenager. I think I was operating under a mistaken assumption that “troubled” guys would be better equipped to understand me, a “troubled girl.” They never did. They mostly seemed to think they were unique amongst humans and no one else could have problems.

Yep. I loved Xander during the original run (I’m three years older than you, so same generation), but when I rewatch now, even he, a non-vampire, is not a great dude. Giles gets all my love.

And most importantly, I was promised that we would all be wearing shimmery, unisex tunics by now. It’s not really the future until we get them tunics.

Ten dollars?

I took her to a supermarket
I don’t know why
But I had to start it somewhere
So it started there
I said pretend you’ve got no money
She just laughed and said
“Oh you’re so funny”
I said “Yeah?
Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here

Yah, people have a hard enough time driving land cars. I guess flying cars would have to be self-driving for it to work.

I like that we actually have that one now, in the future. At least in the airports, anyway.

That sounds like it would actually look really cool.

DAMMIT MOM.

Yah, she has major anxiety issues, but at least she was freaking out about legitimate risks!

My mom was always fanatical about ruining our costumes with a glowstick on a shoelace. That magical talisman was the only thing protecting us from certain death.

Yah, we’re good.

Yep. I went to Catholic junior high and our religion teacher told us that it’s perfectly okay to be gay, as long as you never act on it. And of course, it’s only okay to act on being hetero if you are married and having unprotected sex. Everything that woman tried to convince us to do/not do was so very unnatural.

Wait, this was part of the Bible? Maybe I should give the Bible another try.

Alan Cumming is pretty public about being bisexual.

I looked it up for us both! He’s a character on a bunch of superhero TV shows, played by Brandon Routh.

Yah, all I can think of is that sexy Tony Stark.

I’m obsessing over planning my Halloween party. I’m not sure how I’ll fill Nov. 1-8, though. Maybe I’ll go to the gym every day?

My dad pronounces “species” as “shpeeshies.” Look who sounds extra-scientific by adding the letter h.