Man, you are one pompous asshat. Your thread of stupid:

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Just when I thought the comment thread was completely played out, you brought it back to life. All the golf claps today to you sir, well done.

This...this is an abomination. My eyes will never unsee that horribly mutilated weenie. Damn you to hell..damn you.

A GIF that *exactly* expressed how I’m feeling at this point in the thread. Bravo.

Why the hell is this showing up on the i09 website??!?! WTF?? I have no idea what theroot.com is, but I don’t go to i09 to read this kind of crap. Whichever company owns these different websites is really f-ing up with this cross posting crap.

Personally, I would go for this little house on the island of Fungfale in the country of Tuvalo: