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For me, the nerdiest car out there is the Nissan Pulsar NX. It’s like a Volvo 480 but with a -3 to durability, +1 to reliability, and a morphing modifier that allows it to shift classes at will.

“mechanically sound Italian convertible”

 

LOL. Wut?

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

It managed to “lift the leg” pretty well too. That was when Jeff was driving, not me.

Well, no one will be bitching about man-spread once the seats are gone...

COTD.

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

Puns fired, officer down!

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

Running down your list, I was afraid that the next photo would be...

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

Congrats! If you haven’t before, I hope you have a chance to ride something other than that GZ. The tall bars and slightly forward foot controls are numb and diminish confidence.