@Chris Her: I have exactly what I want already.

No thanks. I can do without these marginally useful apps. I don’t want to make the interface ugly and cumbersome either. If this stuff was important to me, I’d probably just get an Android device.

Don’t anger Apple, Japan; they’ll send over iGodzilla!

What the hell is a "professional male?"

Looks like someone was "inspired" by Things.

@cc: And what are the add-ons used to make Firefox look like that?

@Wabbited: Your ignorance is showing.

iPad is a computer to people, because it lets them check email, surf the web, watch videos, play music and games, take notes, etc. Some even create on it. If the iPad isn’t a computer, I don’t know what is.

Android is open… to data thieves.

@ceelee57: The MacBook was recently updated.

@zukny: No, it’s "a bag of hurt."

@technomom1: Some of us prefer a home screen not filled with a lot of widgets, icons, and shortcuts.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: That looks terrible, IMO. Some people (like me) prefer order and simplicity over visual chaos.

Steve Jobs has haters like Jesus Christ. Fanboys, too.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Another chart for you.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Because Apple only sells Macs...

@RuckingFetard: $15.7 billion vs. $16 billion.

Ballmer has tasted man-flesh; you’re no longer safe!

@Wade McGillis: Apple will likely beat them next quarter.

Brevity is king.