@darkgroove: Poor alignment and a drop shadow.

I’m more annoyed by the multiple exclamation points and the use of all caps.

@Standish: You’re grasping at straws.

@iamnotafish: You could get an iPad today and stream your movies.

@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: So… you want a laptop?

@LightPress: It’s what I do.

@Arken: There’s #trollpatrol for situations like this.

Consumer Reports: iPhone 4 is the best smartphone out there, but we can’t recommend it.

@xaronax: Happy?

I prefer Soulver.

@bossmojoman: Did you even read what I wrote?

@Cintax: It’s not uncertain to them.

@aec007: What’s "much faster?" 3 months after the iPhone 4 launch?

Imagine—in an alternate universe—Flash is the go-to program for developing iPhone games. Now imagine having to wait until Flash CS6, which won’t be released for more than a year, to support the iPhone 4’s Retina Display and gyroscope.

@morninggloria: Isn’t it obvious?

It’s simply bovine.