No.

I was on assignment overseas.

I've missed you Lozzle. :) I still won't buy any of them. No justifying getting a game I've already picked up at full price again.

We need to be very cautious about supporting re-make games like this, lest we create in the game industry what has now become a scourge in film. I won't be picking this up.

Oh my God. Fuck the people that think this is cool to do to someone. Seriously, I hate all of you.

Were any Green Lantern dvds also at the landfill?

I dressed up as Totilo.

I liked it. Not gonna lie. On a side note, may I change my username? I don't wanna be tied to the Pudding Rapist anymore.

Can I please become the actual Sheriff of Kotaku and somehow be given mystical power from Old Man Crecente to destroy dickbags like this? Seriously. Also I love Bobsplosion.

I'm really a nice guy Ma'am. Ask the Kids on Kotak or the Gawk sometime. I'm most chill.

As the Sheriff of Kotaku and Gawker. It's my job to be silly in that manner. My apologies if I caused you and offence my good man or woman.

Fuck these guys. If I had the time, I would beat some sense into all of them.

I've been there before. Funny story that.

I would insult them. But no one needs to see my dick pictures. I miss you Bobsplosion.

I will be the hero of the Kotaku Horror Game. Whilst Bob is the Barry to my Alan Wake.

If you had to pick 5 Kotaku people to be in a Horror film or game with, who would you pick and why?

Kotaku Civ with the leaders being either Crecente or Brotilo please. Jesus can be the missionary unit and I can be the great general.

Boring Ding Dong

If we had a Gawker Network Smash Bros., who would be in it?

And all that sexy cloud technology.