Here I thought the "Modern Twist" was going to be expensive DLC.

Girls who hate my family though...."mmmmmm my god when can I marry you?"

Am I the only man who finds intellect to be the most important thing in a woman aside from hating my family and loving my friends?

That's a top secret thing that all men conceal. Along with the fact that our nail clippings can be used as letter openers.

I've been busy ladies, specifically on vacation in Afghanistan. Just wanted to say I am back and hopefully will be posting more. I love you all.

I want to make a theme song for Kotaku.

I am the Sheriff of Kotaku and Gawker.

EA hates having trillions of dollars.

May dearest Bobsplosion be given the power? I can vouch for him.

I will pay for a Kotor 1 and 2 HD Re-make. Make it happen guys.

I miss and love him. He is the Garrus to my Shepard. The Tiny Tim to my Mr Scrooge. I beseech the fair Brotilo. Give Bob the power.

I want to marry her.

Why is she dressed like Regina George?

Did he pretend the bad guys were his gay thoughts?

I was there. I'm back from Afghanistan my diamonds. I missed you all.

I promise, I'll never leave Kotak. If ever you need me, just tweet #cillbosby.

Bob, I met a Kotakuite in Kabul. He's a huge fan of yours. Miss you B.

We need to profile my mod for Kotor that replaces everyone with Kotaku staffers.

I would still like to get Kotaku: The Movie into production. Bob can direct and Poppa Bear Crecente can produce. I will write with Jesus.

I better be a talented commentator in Kotaku Simulator.