The Kotak is flawless.

Will you go out with me?

I'm not actually fat. Just career focused.

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I would like Kotaku to do this for me please. Bob, same question to you baby. :) My love for a girl named Alex goes unrequited.

I miss you so much.

I'm sorry this happened to her. I would have knocked that bastard out cold.

This is not Mission Vao.

Looks like Totilo

My dad would kick this guys ass. He's basically a cross between Batman and the Terminator.

Bobsplosion calles me his little Sugar Biscuit.

I find it amazing that when put to a vote, no city wanted the next winter olympics.

No Mega ones that victimize the common people.

Fuck the World Cup. The Olympics too.

Reggie would be in Kotaku: The Game. There would be a sequence where he and Bob have to save Old Man Crecente from Robert Kotick combined with the Symbiote. Afghanistan is amazing. I'm safe and I love you guys.

I am going to be there at E3 so I can finally get into that shirtless knife fight with Totilo that I have long thought about. And also to tell Tina and Patricia how much I love their writing.

Fuck these guys.

White Bitches these days....

I too will be in LA next week. Party with the Kotaku Kids?