White People these days.

I want Bobsplosion to be there. :(

I have decided to stand outside the convention center during E3 with a sign that says "Totilo created 'Hogan Knows Best'".

Mike can we please get a Shop Contest centered around my idea for "Kotaku: The Game"? Please, I'll be your 13th best friend.

We NEED a proper 3rd game. Fuck the MMO!

Now show me a power ballad about Crecente and Owen leaving Kotaku.

I'm managing.

Different

I miss you Bob.

Half way through Truthtella comes back and is like the RE4 Merchant.

The best dam smile and the second best hair in the business.

I would seriously Kickstart the thing if I knew how to program at all.

No. The twist is that I and Jesus never left. We were an idea. More than just two men with giant penises.

And I am in Afghanistan right now. So I could die any second.

No. Only Bobsplosion can do it. He completes me. <3 <3.

Yes. Can we please take out ads on Polygon asking Jesus to come back. I miss him. :(

The good one

Fahey is the day one DLC.

Let's create our own franchise. Kotaku: The Game. Bobsplosion, Poppa Bear Crecente, Queen Tina, Rachael Fogg, Brotilo, Tony Danza, Owen Good, Morrie, McWhertor, Patricia and Darth Stewie go on a quest to look for Jesus Christ and Me. As we have gone missing. I'm thinking Kotor meets The Walking Dead.

In the new exciting Battlefield you play a bland macho guy doing macho things with his macho male friends.