I want the Kotaku staff to enter the building like this....

Now we hire Poppa Bear, Owen and Totilo to work on my script for Kotaku: The Movie.

Make Old Man Logan.

Let the Weav win. She is my Queen.

I won't leave. I promise. I'll just be busy from time to time.

We'll go hang with Old Man Crecente and the Polygon kids.

I'm planning to gather us all together one day. KotakuFest.

Can I please play Beer Pong with Person until he drunkenly punches Queen Tina in the face?

I promise, I will return when the Kotak needs me most.

Internship in Afghanistan.

Internship in Afghanistan.

I won't be around the Kotak too much this summer. You are my heir Bob. Treat the rest of the team well and please finish my script for Kotaku: The Movie. Also, tell Morrie, Rachael Fogg and Lozzle that I love them.

My Dad loves your comments Bob.

Looks like Bob and I need to go assassinate Putin. Bob, lets get my buddy Stubbs and Rachael Fogg and go save the Motherland.

Sometimes I think of Totilo as the Kim Jong Un of Kotaku.

I would go to this Dentist. Even when I did not need to.

This brings a smile to my grizzled and weather beaten man face. Bravo, Bravicimo!

All aboard the Titanic.

Old and new Kotaku Staff. Someone make it happen.

Hopefully.