I've been so burned by Alien games that the developers need to sing "I'll never break your Heart" to me at this point.

For the next shop contest, lets make it about people who have left Kotaku and never returned.

This will haunt my dreams.

Be honest Jason, which member of the Kotak is cool enough to get their own spinoff?

This reminds me of my script for "Kotaku:The Movie". It sees past and present writers working to stop Robert Kotick and the Carnage Symbiote from destroying New York.

I hate it so much. I'd shirtless wrestle Denton to take it back to cool Kinja if he would accept my challenge.

Best wished my dear. I hope your singing delights all those who bear witness to it. :)

She has a dark sense of humor like I do. Nothing better than a woman who I can sit and watch Louie with. Gah. I love her so much.

God how I wish Raul Julia was still alive.

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And one with me, because everyone loves me. :)

I expect at least one to somehow feature Owen.

I miss Owen. If ever you leave Tina, please give us like a week to bid you adieu. It makes me sad when people leave the Kotak so abruptly.

Oh god. I just realized my mistake. Tired college newspaper writer Cill Bosby is tired. :(

I wrote a column about this and similar legislation that is pending in Washington State. It is terrible. Good luck Mr Musk. I'd buy a Tesla if I could afford one.

Digitized clones of Lindsay Lohan are looking rough these days.

This sounds like fun. I will build a Planet Polygon where clones of in-game Owen Good and Brian Crecente fight to the death.

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Truth. I don't think the Polygon kids like me. :(