My Lady is far more beautiful.

No, it failed miserably.

My role on the Kotak is to be silly. Hence my name.

A lot of former commenters on here are now there. They miss you.

I love you Bob. Please come to Polygon. The Kotakuites on there miss you.

I am the Hero and Sheriff of Kotaku. I once saved Stephen from a mugging and helped Tina buy a rug.

I hate Nick Denton soo much.

She was soo god dammed awesome. I dig domineering women.

I know. I just make bad jokes. That is my role on the Kotak.

Or dicks who speak ill of those they have never even met.

I love you. Also, what is that snazzy check mark by your name? Why does Cilly B not have a snazzy check mark?

I lost mine to a domineering Australian when I was on vacation in Africa.

Not if you make your own like I do.

Nope. And I still hate Kinja, want Kotor 3, and miss Owen and Pappa Bear Crecente.

Is this how he protects his virginity?

I've yet to meet a woman who is as well read as I am.

Sorry. The girl in the apartment across from me offered to blow me once a day for the rest of the month. Code is gone guys.

Do you have an interesting trade?

Peter Moore was giving them away on Twitter.

If you add a large amount of money to my school dining account online, I'll give it to you.