WOW, who woulda ever thought that the most responsive post I've ever had on Jezebel would be about Kate Upton's ass, a topic on which I have many opinions and great expertise!! My mom is gonna be so proud!!

I'M BODYSNARKING AND KATE UPTON HAS A STUPID BUTT AND SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!

Yeah, both of the direct quotes from her are obviously sarcastic. It's good to know that she at least has a bit of a sense of humor about being famous because of her boobs!!

uh oh, I might know you...

OK, I AM NOT BODY SNARKING.

I'm pretty sure it's not on Netflix. Or Amazon Instant. I'm pretty sad about it.

Aw, I love the people who complain about when restaurants are closed on things like holidays. You're right; I should probably be at work when you are off, just so the restaurant can LOSE money that day. So logical.

A lot of my dumb customer questions are from working at a vegan restaurant so it seems kind of unfair to share a lot of them because I get that it's "weeeeeeeird" so I understand that people will have a lot of questions or not be familiar with it but... god. Once, a woman read over our menu for probably about 15…

This post/thread makes me so happy. I have many many many stories, and am struggling to remember them all, but here's one that was famous at one of my workplaces.

Debs, didja ever think that maybe you've been "blacklisted" and people don't want to work with you because they don't like you, and/or YOUR MUSIC IS NOT GOOD? Idk, jus puttin that out there.

Dude she looks FUCKING GORGEOUS and happy and basically the tabloids can suck it.

I find her so freakin' insufferable. Also, all the wigs she wore were better than her actual haircut and they weren't even good wigs.

This dress. It is much goodness.

I honestly think one of people's (in general) favorite thing to do is criticize other people's eating habits or brag about their own. I suggest either letting it slide off and not let it bother you (which will happen over time) and/or thinking of some snarky remarks to tell people when they feel like they need to nose…

Wait. SHHHH. Everyone. Shut up. This is important.

much hero. very savior. such warm. wow.

Wait, guys. Is there really a mother shortage?!

They have always looked so Carrie/Mr. Big to me.

This looks like a Barbie hand.

HA!