That emerald green tho!!

Stink flipper is an ADORABLE name though!!!

It's not really that bad.

Claudia was definitely my favorite & I wish I could be like her, although I secretly suspect that I'm a Kristy ;)

everything about what Lady Gaga is wearing looks SO EFFING UNCOMFORTABLE.

UGGH. I work at a restaurant that offers gluten-free options, and people who think that eating gluten-free alternatives to regular foods (gluten-free bread, gluten-free pasta, gluten-free wraps, gluten-free baked goods) are automatically "more healthy" or "better for you" or whatever, drive me NUTS.

I guess I thought I was set up for withholding from each paycheck with my employer. I didn't really understand that there was something outside a W4 that I had to fill out or apply for that would withhold that money with each paycheck since I had only worked for larger employers that already did that automatically.

I'm pretty sure I did fill out my original W4 with Single with 0 dependents. I am a regular employee and have been working there for 2 years. Is there a reason why I would be labeled as an independent contractor and why they wouldn't be taking that money out of my paycheck? I work for a small business now, and have…

Thanks. I work for a small business now and was under the impression that the business was responsible for taking that money out of my paycheck each time. But apparently I was wrong. I'm trying to imagine a payment plan + 30% of my paycheck for future taxes then, that doesn't still leave me totally broke. GAhh!

uuuugggggh dudes. I just spoke to my accountant (my dad) today on the phone and apparently I owe $4,000 in taxes for the year. (PS this convo made me realize how little I really understand taxes in general)

Outside of a foundation or a tinted moisturizer to even out skin tone, it seems like a lot of what makeup does is to make faces seem more symmetrical. Or maybe to hide the natural dissymmetry of faces. Does that make sense? Obviously, extreme styles of makeup highlight certain features, but that general "face" of…

Whatevs dude, I'd totally do this if I could.

People who think vegan = thin don't understand how to cook AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS vegan food. (or, probably, how to cook.)

It's not that "panties" is stupid, it's that it's freakin gross.

NOPE, no lady who just came would ever utter the word "panties."

So what you're saying is that if I just walk around and bitch about how poor I am, someone will just hand me money? Kewl.

You're going to film an 8 minute YouTube video as an "overnight celebrity" and you really can't be bothered to put A COMPLETE SHIRT ON?!

DID THEY COORDINATE ON PURPOSE?!?!

HOW is she 14? Everything about this look is fucking PERFECT and everyone forever needs it always.

Are his eyes glistening with.... tears?