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The worst part is her face! She looks like a little girl who has just been crying. With a naked lower body.

Okay, I hate to even mention Perez Hilton ever but.

Yuppers, I came here to say the same thing. I personally have never gotten it because I honestly don't think I could finish it.

Idk, I don't hate her but I don't see her "sexuality" as honest, and I think that's the problem. It comes off as an act, as an image. Almost a caricature of what a woman's sexuality is. She's not someone who is seen with many different boyfriends, like Taylor Swift, or (as far as I know) rumored to be hooking up with

She can't FAIL, you're just a HATER! You just don't get The Movement; you're not dope enough.

Yeah, she keeps talking about a "we" and it's like... but who is WE? Your entourage? Your dancers? Your friends? No one knows who those people are. It's just MILEY. And one person cannot be a movement. Especially when you don't stand for anything. Except being "dope."

Yeah, I don't really see how engaged but not planning on getting married solves any issues about questions about your relationship other than just "sounding better." Being engaged implies marriage, and everyone from relatives to strangers you meet at the bar are going to ask you, "So when's the big day?!" Saying

I forgot to mention my cat also twerks on water while I throw money at him.

This literally sounds like she is reading a 5th graders' essay about fat people out loud. Wait, is she?

Hugging a skinny person is like hugging a chihuahua, and we all know they're really mean.

THIS is such clear and blatant photoshop I can't even.

The dress does a really good job of playing up her, ahem, assets, while covering the parts that still probably aren't looking as perfect as she would like.

That's OBVIOUSLY a black bean burger, so it's cool.

Okay, so intellectually, I know Rihanna is probably kind of stupid and generally misogynistic and easy to make fun of and by no means an "artist" but JESUS CHRIST I think she's so cool. I want to BE her. Looking super effing hot in a crazy stupid outfit & smoking a blunt. Throwing around money with HER FACE ON IT. She

WOW LETS BE FRIENDS!!!

I don't hate these, even though they are totally not my style and I would never wear them again, but I have no idea what they are or where to find them!

Yeah, I like that the lace makes it formal and I don't need to do a whole lot to fancy it up. I tried on another black dress that was more simple but obviously trying to accessorize stresses me out!

But I loooooooooove stripper shoes!! ;)