This this this, all day long. It's bullshit and it pisses me off to see "independent thinkers" like Dodai supporting this kind of crap.

When I was in college looking for internships, I thought it was HI LAR I OUS to see postings for internships that asked for a junior/senior college student, with a certain GPA, with certain skills, asking for recommendation letters and 40 hours a week commitment. LOL where do you think you're going to find this person…

So this article is saying what, exactly? "Unpaid internships worked out great for me, so what the fuck are ya'll complaining about?! Let's keep the status quo, yo!"

I've kind of been wondering what to do with my life, and this article just gave me an awesome idea to start a baby nurse company!! I mean, I don't like/know a damn thing about babies, but I'm thinking I could just be like the baby nurse "pimp" if you will, and take a cut of their pay. I'm also thinking that it would…

I totally saw two people doing it on the ground next to the portapotties at Lollapalooza one year. Although my first thought wasn't to take pictures and call the girl a slut, but to be like, OMG I JUST SAW A PENIS.

I hate it and I hate that a TON of men do it. Even my boyfriend, who is generally a pretty progressive dude. Before we met, he slept with one of his female friends who apparently has slept with a large number of men. Since then, the two of them have had kind of a falling out, and he talks about what a huge slut she is…

I wonder if, every few months, Jennifer Aniston wears a bunch of outfits in a row that serve to "hide her growing baby bump" just so tabloids and internet gossipers will talk about it a bunch.

Dude fuck Al Roker. This scene makes me so pissed at him and a lot of other men for not understanding how important that "JUST A NUMBER" actually is, and downplaying how fucking hard it probably was for Mika to post that to Twitter.

Yeah she looks CRAAAAAAZY different lately but it also kind of looks like she's recently gotten a spray tan or something? (I follow her on Instagram for some stupid reason, I'm not a stalker who is constantly looking at pictures of her, I swear.)

That outfit looks very "Totally Rich But Totally Insane Old Lady."

Dude, whatever, how many cupholders a car has is REALLY important and you won't know this until you drive a car without them for years and spill beverages on yourself DAILY.

THE UNDERPANT BUSINESS HAS GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER!!

That's why I switched! Lady deo starts smelling NASTY if you get sweaty, while Old Spice continues to smell the same, or like nothing. Plus A.) it's cheaper and B.) I only have to buy one kind for the boyfriend and me.

I kind of can't get over this article and the comments on it. This article is really, really fucking MEAN. Do you see how long this article is? It's like, one of the longest I've seen on Jezebel in awhile. And it's all about Erin talking shit about a girl she knew in high school.

Hahaha I am SO with you. I remember being made fun of by this guy in middle school once (literally one time) and I sat for the rest of the week thinking that someday I was going to grow up and be SUPERHOT and date him and then be super mean to him and break his heart and like kill his spirit and stuff (as if that was…

I bet ONE MILLION DOLLARS that they did a super cheesy choreographed dance at the reception too, which gives me a case of the blergs.

Beyonce gives me so many levels of UGH. Her having Instagram now has only added levels to the UGHyness.

The vocal fry in the drunk lady comedians is always SO FREAKING TERRIBLE.

Yep, clearly "Middle America" is the only place where people are culturally ignorant.

I bet that does work well! I looooove avocado so I pretty much put it in everything, but tofu is probably a more protein-heavy pudding, if that's something you're into. Personally I hate artificial sweeteners though so I would probably use agave over anything else.