Damn it, Doug. I'm about to start an organization to raise money for you so that you never have to work, and therefore write, again in your life.

Christ this is fucking funny.

I've always thought of myself as a feminist in that I believe women should have equal status to men. In western society, woman is reduced to a sex object, available for the pleasure of men. Her body is used to sell everything from potatoes to cars, and this happens because MEN in power of these companies think the…

No, I think they should be taught. "You are bad if you start fucking before x age" They know what it is at that age. Not unlike how we tell kids not to steal, or lie, or hit people.

That doesn't really have to do with what I said. Regardless of whether she did or not the 11 year olds that are fucking around shouldn't be... at all.

Did anybody ever nickname you coleslaw?

Saying that someone is bad for fucking at the age of 10 seems entirely legitimate in my opinion and NOBODY should be doing it, male or female.

11 year olds fucking around.I really don't see why behavior like that at that age shouldn't be negatively stigmatized.

Getting a face fill of sweaty vagina probably wasn't too far from what he wanted anyway.

The irony in your response is that you think that you do!

No, the response was "Women have to deal with this constantly, suck it up, now you get to see what it's like."

This is strange. I thought the common view on celebrities here in Jezland is "It's their job to be consumed by the public, that is how they make their money." Her problem with being sexualized and infantilized is the same thing Jon Hamm has to deal with and the common sentiment for him seemed to be suck it up.

14. Being able to choke the chicken and jam the clam. Masturbation will always make life awesome.

Nice job whitesplaining, while as much as we love hearing how we should speak to you I think you need to tame your privilege just a little bit.

Yea, it's worse if you you are black.

check your privilege

He's seems to be a professional at insuring people don't cross the line.

That looks like a massive wiggling cock with complimentary jumbo balls.

His stand-up routine is an act. Each of his jokes and even his refutations of hecklers are scripted and planned. He is a professional. I can almost guarantee you that every statement he makes on stage now, down to his body motion is practiced. If you think otherwise you are foolish. That unqualified id is his method…

....I have less depth than the Kool-Aid Man.