Ding ding ding! “There should be an investigation into these allegations” =\= “I BELIEVE HER UNEQUIVOCALLY.”

I dunno. Given Drumpf’s general level of bluster, this reads to me like the beginning of the end for Kavanaugh’s nomination. I know he thinks of McConnell as his personal flunky, but McConnell warned him that every other person on the Heritage Foundation (or whatever) list would be easier to get onto the Court than…

I don’t want to ungrey this but I have to bc your take is so fucking bad, so fucking creepy, so bizarre and I feel that others need to see what an ass you are. And as for the person you responded to, I don’t get any Gomez Stan vibes, just a funny commentary on a celeb couple.

Can’t wait for the fact check on everything he said. 

He looks like a caveman trying to understand how fire works.

Why the Avenatti hate?

Hmmm, maybe Minaj is in the process of contacting him so she can send over money?

He’s denying reality. Sign of mental illness, but whatever.

This should play well with all the american citizens forced to move to the US mainland who hopefully are registering to vote.

“I actually think it’s one of the best jobs that’s ever been done with respect to what this is all about”

Maybe Jez needs to get off Cardi’s dick for a while. She’s pretty clearly not the role model you guys think she is. She’s got some serious issues. It doesn’t matter why she threw a shoe at another person. It’s not healthy behavior.

I hope Ariana has a lot of really supportive people in her life because these last couple of weeks have been awful. 

Why the fuck does this website worship Cardi B constantly? I truly don’t get it.

Run, Pete, run. There’s still time for you to get your life back together.

Still not a word about Burt Reynolds, but this guy’s death is breaking news? 

Look, you can only get the “vapors” so many times before it causes permanent brain damage.

‘Don Jr. Has Hired a Blogger Now’ I fixed it for you.

Any takers on whether Don Jr.’s blog post is ghost-written?

The senate needs to immediately start an investigation into Jr’s buddy who just so conveniently died:

Can’t wait to see who plays Sarah Huckabee Sanders