He just kinda showed up on TV, seemingly out of thin air, and never left.

I recognize that bed from the “college girl first porn audition/anal” web series.

Michael Cera on demand.

It’s like your friend who went to a big city for a couple weeks in the summer and learned all this cool new lingo and doesn’t know when/how to use it properly.

Small and weak. Muchly.

Is it a white people killing machine?

This is garbage. Why are people doing this to themselves? Are they all compromised? Wouldn’t it be a better look to just say “he IS a moron” and walk away and go back to the oil biz? If history shows true, Rex is gonna quit or get fired within a couple of weeks. Then they’ll replace him with a more complacent,…

Hot take: That’s fucked up.

If you squint little, it looks like he’s not wearing pants under the table.

Hey. You know, if I look at just the right angle, Trump almost comes off jerkish at times. He should really watch his words a little more carefully or he might risk sounding unprofessional. Not like that unhinged maniac “Gay” Barry Soteros or wtv his name was. Or that magical lesbo whore/crimelord we could have ended…

Please let Donald Trump be next.

Haahahhahahha yeah...lol..uh...

Did you see the pics? Click on the link. It’s a big trailer.

Came here to say the same. Hard yes for Lupita, hard no on K Stew. Why are people trying so hard to make her into something she’s not and, apparently, even wants to be. This movie doesn’t need to happen. But I’m afraid every time they have semi-success with a reboot or rewhatever, it’ll spawn 3 more shitty ones and…

Well, I hope that country singer has a backup plan. These people are ruthless. I’d like to know what the status on people wanting to boycott this up and comer’s career is? Also, is her guitarist The Slenderman?

I meant the pooper but I’m glad I could ease the suffering.

Like my doctor once said “Like toothpaste out of the tube”

Oops. Meant “pooper” lol

Let’s just say I’m lucky I was already sitting on the pooped as I read this.

This is a great idea. I love Bacon, Kevin.