Omg. Get over yourself. You’re gonna give yourself a stroke.

Oh, you don’t believe me? OK.

OK. That’s fair!

It’s because I’m a pop culture junkie and I enjoy pointing out its ridiculousness, both good and bad. Sorry I’m fucking up this day-long Beyonce love fest for you. Shit would be boring if everyone just sang Beyonce’s praises and no one had an opinion to the contrary?

OK. Cool! I will.

It’s because I’ve reached peak Beyonce. Nice fucking try.

Obviously.

Yeah, it’s usually what I do.

You can skip the comments on that article. And so on.

Of course! My opinion is not a fact.

For the comment section

Oh man! He said that? That’s a new one for me.

I’ve reached peak Beyonce.

Oh, yeah. Let’s stop the Jay-Z show so we can appease and pay tribute to the queen. She’s the queen because we were told she was. And stunts like this cement it (literally above the crowd, on a makeshift balcony.) And folks just eat it up, ignoring that her music is pedestrian at best.

Oh ffs....gross.

Did you guys see the bizarre “montage” she released on the Internet? Of her tryna be all sexy but not? It falls into the “country ass things” she does. I don’t get the appeal either. I feel her purpose is to simply suppress Rihanna from surpassing her. Rihanna is 10x the popstar Beyonce is.

I blame his lack of experience with racism.

Can someone please punch him on the nose, hard. Or his front teeth? I swear it’s never happened and that’s why he’s like this. He needs to be put in his place. Sometimes it’s all it takes.

I hope they name this baby Jaxton.

I always felt his movies were exploitative, but always thought I was in the minority (like it somehow rendered me racist - even if my angle that it was mostly religiously exploitative.) But good to see others felt the same. Like, a lot of folks. The ones I watched were like Hallmark movies, but with worse writing and…