Wow that is some interesting anatomy work right there.

Shoulda used an Ultra ball... Gatorade bottle catch rate is WEAK

If only someone else with a Gatorade bottle had been there...

Obviously, E is for entourage! E played the titular entourage.

I managed to not get arrested, but parking lot donuts were definitely inspired by TV and movies.

Totally worth it, though.

You’re absolutely right about this. I’ve seen that movie 5 or 6 times, and Hasselhoff does a great job of showing the Fury from the comics. The rest of the cast, though...

I’m sorry, I don’t even own a television. I’m only here for the articles about George Jessel. Real celebrities. Clara Bow — the “It” girl!

I don’t even own a Neil Patrick Harris.

Like the people who will respond to articles about some moderately famous person with, “Who?”

This is the only comment that matters.

Seconded! I picked up the book after seeing the movie, and WOW did they do a good job of turning a piece of shit into an excellent movie. Like, there’s maybe a tiny sliver of a good concept in there, and they winnowed the book all the way down to that little bit of creativity and then re-expanded it to a full film.

Where? Sitting in the corner? In the dark? In the cold? They would’ve spoken up, but they didn’t want to make a fuss.

Oh man, I remember sixdegrees.com, that was my jam. Class of ‘00 here. :)

I feel you. While my signature has been complimented countless times as an adult, the C+ that Mrs. Carr gave me in penmanship in fourth grade still galls me.

You’re Greg Kihn?!?!?!?

His name is Joey Pants.

I was gonna say!

I knew Godzilla, KISS, and Schwin bikes.

Yeah, but it’ll be worth it if one of those kids winds up in a post-Millennial Breakfast at Tiffany’s, or Silent Night Deadly Night 5.