With hookers and blackjack?

I find that not having an opinion about a woman’s weight works for me most of the time.

Not by name, at least.

Not even a mention of Neil Cicierega?

Yeah, .102 can slow reaction times but it sure doesn’t cause you to go from a dead stop to careening over a Northern California oceanside cliff.

It’s too bad he had to explain it. If he hadn’t, millions of year from now when aliens come to our planet and are wondering if they want to bring back our species, they could decode it and decide not to.

No

DJT, rocking a traditionally feminine polo.

Johnny Rico is explicitly a Tagalog-speaking ethnic Phillipino in the book.

Also, the announcers seemed to indicate they pulled a pretty unexpected gambit there somehow.

Nah, I’m just using it as a springboard into my own neuroses!

You don’t have to include an itemized receipt on your expense reports?

Finding dad jokes funny enough to first memorize one and then tell it in front of an audience is a sign of CTE.

Now *that* would increase the pace of play!

You could also not refuse hiring cops for being too smart.

I was in fact unaware!! Thank you, this does make more sense. I still don’t believe her but it’s not as insane now.

They do it in my neighborhood every day. USA, suburbs, 1/3 acre lots, everyone has their own mailbox on the street. The carrier drives his truck with the door slid open, mail in the passenger seat, pulls up, stops, open mailbox, insert mail, close mailbox, onto the next one.

Not urban, suburban. That’s how it’s done.

I don’t think you have to report on everything that happens on YouTube...

Yep. Fifty years of research on my part confirms this study...