I’ll have you know I was watching Godzilla vs. Monster Zero on the couch at 2pm today.

Like that iconic scene of Leia hanging off Luke’s leg.

That’s not what “cognitive dissonance” means.

James Brown wrote a third soundtrack. The Payback was recorded as a soundtrack to the Black Caesar sequel, Hell Up in Harlem, but but was rejected.

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Hate to see Æon Flux get bogged down in convoluted plot threads and non-existent character development. And the last thing Æon Flux needs is gratuitous nudity.

I’d watch Goldblum as Squirrel Girl.

oh god how close are we to the funko equivalent of Ready Player One and Wreck it Ralph and Kingdom Hearts and the Travelling Wilburys.

This is who we have to blame for the MCU.

Oh christ the Luddites are back. If I break a loom will you shut up?

Artists have to be rational. As much as “regular” people. We have to make the same kinds of decisions as anyone else to feed ourselves, clothe ourselves, house ourselves. Some of us even have *GASP* other people’s livelihoods depending on us making rational decisions.

Mmm, yes, bad cartoons signaling armageddon. How rational.

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No one will ever go broke betting against what men say they did with women.

The Gawker Media Empire™️ is really heartfelt in its moral positions... until they affect clicks. Then gay people can FOAD for all they care. Also, someone needs to remind Pang that brands are not your friends.

Maybe it’s because Chick-Fil-A are hateful bigots, Gwen. AVC’s righteousness over social justice sure rings hollow when you write shit like this. LGBT readers can just fuck right off, huh?

She knew, the minute she announced her pregnancy on her social media ccount, that she would be bombarded with unsolicited advice? Keen mind, that.

Mandy Moore is engaged to another musician. I’ll give you a hint: he’s in A.V. Club’s favorite band, the hitmakers behind that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

But have you ever successfully landed the combination high-low five?

Have you seen the “Playing with the Boys” scene?