No one will ever go broke betting against what men say they did with women.

The Gawker Media Empire™️ is really heartfelt in its moral positions... until they affect clicks. Then gay people can FOAD for all they care. Also, someone needs to remind Pang that brands are not your friends.

Maybe it’s because Chick-Fil-A are hateful bigots, Gwen. AVC’s righteousness over social justice sure rings hollow when you write shit like this. LGBT readers can just fuck right off, huh?

She knew, the minute she announced her pregnancy on her social media ccount, that she would be bombarded with unsolicited advice? Keen mind, that.

Mandy Moore is engaged to another musician. I’ll give you a hint: he’s in A.V. Club’s favorite band, the hitmakers behind that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

But have you ever successfully landed the combination high-low five?

Have you seen the “Playing with the Boys” scene?

Now let’s not go badmouthing Top Gun

President Bartlett called God feckless years ago and he’s better than Griffin or either of the Trumps!

A few? I count about 50 times.

I’d watch it. Looks good.

“Danger Zone” is fine. Quite good even. I love all of Kenny Loggins solo work.

I can, but mostly because that kind of shit happens all the time. Not speaking to the specifics here, but our justice system is designed to churn people through the courts and get people to plea down. Now, this system was designed primarily as a replacement for Jim Crow (the successor to the Black Codes and before…

Wright crafts some of the most devastatingly twisted plays I’ve read. That Unwrap Your Candy came from the same pen as the libretto for The Little Mermaid blows my mind.

I have one thing I still fax for new hires, because otherwise, I have to go onto the state Department of Job and Family Services web site, sign in, and either fill in the information myself or scan it and upload it. And since the Scanner is also the Fax, it’s significantly easier to just scan it to a fax destination…

And if your bags are “reclaimed”? I seem to have acquired four or five plastic or canvas (and one duvetyne) totes through absolutely no proactive effort on my part.

It’s almost like we our knowledge becomes wider and more sophisticated as time wears on. Like we use a system of educated guesses with confirmation, adjustment, or rejection of those educated guesses through systematic observation of the world.

Right? For me, that’s the big thing about using heavy, reusable bags (all of which I’ve found  for free one way or another—i.e. reclaimed). It’s a lot easier to load into a car, unload, carry into the house, etc. You carry half a dozen plastic bags, you cut off the circulation in your fingers, they’re all banging…

JORDAN HAD THE BALLS TO BE A CANNIBAL BACK WHEN IT WASN’T “POLITICALLY CORRECT”