Yes, this article doesn’t do nearly enough to include the thing that it’s not about.

It’s not like it got canceled partway through its first season. It had a six season run.

And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together...

The Tanners haven’t been so lucky.

Into what?

Yes, I know they haven’t fired anyone. You see, the Trending News section is not a person, but a part of a web site, and therefore cannot be fired.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I heard about this in Facebook’s Trending News section.

You’re telling me Kevin Sorbo isn’t getting mainstream work because of lack of talent? Surely you can’t be serious.

jesus six hundred words just to rehash a press release about something neither you nor your readership care about

If a cop wants me to open my door more than a crack, they better have a goddamned warrant. Rights are like vacation days: use ‘em or lose em.

I’ve found it’s like capitalism: the worst service, except for all the others.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ When I become a a famous TV and movie star, I’ll let you know.

“known” is pretty relative. I didn’t know it because I don’t follow celebrities on twitter or watch TMZ or any of that stuff.

“great performers like Sara Gilbert, Lecy Goranson”

Well, actually, to lionize him for his symbolic importance 15 years ago and to ignore his unthinking, unwavering, sycophantic, opportunist support for the most abhorrent administration since Nixon is asinine.

In 1995, the first full year after Kurt Cobain’s suicide, whatever threat “alternative” once posed to the mainstream seemed like a bit of a puffed-up joke, as far as the hard data is concerned. To put it another way: Nirvana might have toppled Michael Jackson in 1992, but HIStory was still one of 1995’s bestselling…

How is it the greatest song of all time only got to #10 on the biggest hits of 1995?

what about the people that publish the photo to make ad revenue for a multibillion dollar worldwide media conglomerate and the cabal of international private equity firms that own it?