This Chinaman’s hate speech will not stand!

Well, ring me up when they start churning out some humor.

Is there a sadder premise for a Gawker Media Empire™️ article than the taxonomy of food words?

Okay, Johnny.

To your first question, I have no fucking clue what’s going on in this article.

When it comes to celebrating early 20th century southern culture, a kid could do a lot worse than Hank, Sr.

BUY BRANDED SHIT

I saw him in Cleveland about six weeks before he died, and it was a stellar set. Stomach hurt from laughing so much. Only person I’ve ever seen that made me laugh so hard was the equally weird Emo Phillips.

Here’s your answer: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asmr

I’m sure she’s absolutely crushed by this news.

I’m not talking about profitability, nor was the paragraph in question about it. All I know is more people saw BvsS than Wonder Woman.

I fed “strayed close” and “Gita Jackson”and a Dungeons & Dragons sourcebook into a neural network. This is what it gave me:

And the results were indistinguishable from the Gawker Media Empire™ 

The article acknowledges that.

Well this is certainly a thorough and well-reasoned argument. It gives me a lot to chew on. Thanks!

Argentinians is largely more European-looking than other central and south American countries. They are much more likely to look like Denise Richards and Casper Van Dien then, say, Rosario Dawson or Guillermo Diaz. Now, their uninflected English on the other hand... much more questionable.

Wait wait wait wait

In Noo Yawk, they add an extra “t” to “Beatle”

“and the battle only concluded because one side finally ran out of gas”

You think things posted on a Reddit message board will destroy western society?