Does she take requests? I can think of another private equity firm whose executives I’d like to see doxxed and harassed into the toilet.

Normally I'd love the opportunity to take the piss out of Paltrow but I think I'll pass just this once. If you haven't had the misfortune of having someone important in your life revealed to be a wolf in sheep's clothing consider yourself lucky.

Yes God forbid we have a nuanced adult answer.

So will they cut your penultimate sentence, or just the whole fucking post?

“Man, a team leader making the shortsighted decision to intentionally sabotage his employees’ situation for a slim chance at a small, ultimately meaningless reward? As an employee of G/O Media, I can’t relate to such a thing.”

That’s true. And if he could’ve found something like a 50% - 75% FTE job for the off-season, something that’s not impossible (albeit not very probable) for a developer, then he could’ve kept both paths open. But yeah, that pounding, especially for his position, would be pretty bad.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

You mean the ones that crash my browser at work, preventing me from reading the avclub at my desk?

the five phases of Guys

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

Clearly the producers should’ve gone with music with a stronger connection to Cleveland:

Also, anyone from Cleveland doesn't say they're from Cleveland, they just say the suburb/ outer area they're from which confuses the hell out of anyone not from northeast ohio

Because that’s short.

that dune movie would have been interesting at least (as was lynch’s, if we’re being honest.)

and actually, i re-watched the lynch one the other day and its a very decent movie right up until the end of the second and all the way through 3rd act. its somewhat baffling, because its obvious they spent money on it, but…

At least it sounds like Hooper could've actually made White Zombie, compared to the literally unfilmable Dune that Jodorowsky wanted to do.

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Scattered pictures...

Bust out the 64, I’ll play Toad and you play Yoshi and I will win every race with broken-ass Toad.