At this point I only come back for the commenters (many of whom are witty, smart and well-informed) and just to laugh at the overall ineptitude of the White Feminism Lite promoted here - “participate in the Female Blackout to promote ladies’ rights!” and other uncritical nonsense, while also actively promoting stalking…

The fact that Yankees fans are unmitigated pieces of shit is not exactly breaking news. 

That is actually what the other aliens call us behind our back 

“My wife, Mandeleanor.”

It’s the Devin Hester fake out! Cross-sports reference!

That’s really unfair on steak (and I speak as a vegan).

If that barkeep didn’t yell “WHY THE LONG FACE?” what are we even doing anymore?

You are correct. I definitely learned this a while ago from deadspin comments and because I am too lazy to verify who that was I am giving the credit to you. 

Aren’t the Browns actually kinda good? They’re a fucking terrible ref call and one missed kick from 3-1. 

As winners of Ass Team of The Millennium, they are exempt from the weekly lists.

We have a kind of emeritus status thing going on, I think.

I’ve been saying this for a while and no one believed me!  This isn’t new video!

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He can be four things!

If she is following the dress code, and there have been no complaints by customers or other staff, then this seems like something that might not really be an issue?  There are just too many variables here to give a good answer that a lawyer would approve, as well as too many unknowns.

“She’s not technically violating our dress code—it just doesn’t look very professional.”

Dang it.  I also forgot to note that maze is the Indian word corn.

In summary, Bob’s Burgers is a land of contrasts.

“Fazed,” not “phased.”

Hue Jackson has a truly unique ability to take big risks when it's a bad idea, and to play it safe when it's worth taking a gamble.