Gotta get that early bird special.

It may have, and I may have been just clueless enough not to notice but the fact remains I walked inside the store to get my seven layer burrito.

Yeah, it somehow led to this.

Boy he’s gonna be really surprised when he hears about 9/11. 

IT NEVER HITS IT I CAN’T STAND IT

Curse you for posting a .gif that doesn’t show the actual impact.

Yes, indeed...but...I’m confused. Isn’t that a city bus? How in the hell does that happen? Was this a new route? Did the bus driver make a wrong turn at some point?

Oh shit! I knew Kurstin was in The Bird and the Bee but I had no idea he was part of Geggy Tah, which I had forgotten about until right this moment. But I do like that song. 

Tom Wilson went to my high school, and came back my senior year and talked to my English class. He talked about how, in high school, for the first two years, he was super-skinny and dorky, and then, suddenly, junior year, he had a growth spurt and became huge for no real reason, and then became, in his words, “the…

or in musical form:

Barry, Meg, if you’re getting that evil in Word, you can find
^p^p
and replace it with
^p
to get rid of the extra graph breaks. 

A lot of season one is people rebroadcasting major league baseball games with the implied oral consent of the league.

That is fantastic.

Are we 100% positive the dog was sitting in its own piss?

The French coloniser had jaundice, you see

This kid is bold. I could have been his body double at that age and I didn’t even take my shirt off at the swimming pool.

Because of the implication?

Nick Nolte’s crazy rant that ends with him biting a power cable is perhaps the pinnacle of superhero movies.