I was a picky child. I ate my first broccoli, cauliflower, and orange at age 35. AMA.

I’m going to go ahead and state that there is a 0% chance that these “suspicious packages” were sent out by conservatives.The only thing “suspicious” about these packages, is their timing.Caravans, fake bomb threats—these leftists are going ALL OUT for midterms.— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) October 24, 2018

And yet Democrats didn’t suggest it was the GOP lawmakers fault!  Funny, that.

It’s simple: they just need to buy more square feet for the building!

Have you heard Walker’s album with Sunn 0)))? It’s harrowing.

The best way to do it the first time is a joint behind the 7/11 from your older sister’s stash that she keeps in her Caboodle in the back of her closet. Then you should cough a lot and at first think that getting light-headed is the same thing as getting high.

Theory: [farts]

The Toyota dealership garage near me is open til 11:30pm on weekdays!

Hey, they’re just catching up to the people that make our clothes, computers, and phones.

The A.V. Cl—

Massachusetts has this. No toll takers at all. But it’s an expensive process. Purchasing, construction, closures, etc. Mass says automatic tolling won’t pay for itself for years to come. Not really that surprising that other states with less congestion and more highway than Massachusetts would choose not to yet.

I thought this would be about euchre. :(

I thought this would be about euchre. :(

Isn’t it just a “St. Vincent”?

Fine, then sit in the No Fucking section, killjoy.

(RIP Bunheads)

Bunheads sure pivoted in season 2.

Stole that beer the same way he stole Jack Arnold’s only daughter.

Did you try OKCupid and search for other people with kids? People that might be a little more understanding?

Ball Bustah is actually Vermin Supreme.