Weeds. Later Sons of Anarchy actually reminded me of Weeds, post season 3. I watched both shows through to the end and don’t know why.

The Hike is really good.

Or even worse: a member of the Arizona Cardinals.

Homemade Four Loko: Dissolve some Jolly Ranchers in a bottle of cheap vodka. Combine 12 oz vodka and 12 oz malt liquor in a container with half a crushed up caffeine pill. You will probably die.

Remember that time Gorillaz basically covered “Song 2" on the first Gorillaz record?

Maybe he’ll follow Johnny Depp’s lead, get Arianna’s name edited, and get really into opera.

Jim Crow hadn’t even ended when the space race began. It was a brutal racial hegemony. Only two years past Emmett Till’s murder. Six years until Medgar Evers, eight until Malcolm X and 11 until King. A few months after the American government landed on the moon, they assassinated Fred Hampton. Jim Crow and America’s…

Probaly looked something like the first time I had sex.

Each can of spraypaint is a platinum sale!

*the great American/Nazi achievement

Any time starts a sentence with “Is X perfect? No, but...” you know they’re about to say a whole fucking load of bullshit. It is the bare minimum nod towards the bloated corpse objectivity before launching into some complete horseshit.

This is a crappie take.

I think it’s the cat’s pajamas, Craymeister!

Four Loko, but for the kind of white women that call the cops on innocent black kids.

Good comment-avatar synergy.

Peter Porker is also one of the best parts of the Spider-Verse books. I also misted up a little bit over Spider-Cat. 

This is a weird the correct way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

There is literally no more tiresome discussion in music than parsing genre labels. Especially when it’s someone policing TRUE PUNK RAWK!

Hell, words don’t even have objective meaning! Watermelons tango deciduously through Doublemint streptococcus!