Faygo is as good as anything else and cheaper. And Redpop is fantastic. 

Hipsters have made shuffleboard “a thing” in Cleveland.

There was a point when I thought I understood my (single, divorced) dad’s tastes. He had a dirty novel and a Letters to Penthouse and that was it. Pretty pedestrian stuff. But then I found the amputee porn in his browser history and nopenopenoped away from his computer forever after. Granted, I don’t really hold it…

You’ve been on my dad’s computer, I see.

Meanwhile, the porn parody is a whole movie that is only Bing-ing scenes.

Remember that time Obama nominated a justice and they said, “LOL NO WE HAVE THE MAJORITY SO KISS OUR ASSES”

I’m going to assume they used a series of false moustaches and prosthetics to claim to be someone else so that they could sub in for each other and stay fresh between rounds (games? periods? whatever tennis is divided into).

Weston-super-Mare is just south of Stratwich-on-the-Stepmawr-y-Inchester Downs.

What’s with all you maniacs who are willing to sit at a drive-thru for 30 minutes? Christ!

Methodology from the previous year:

Literally 30 minutes or hyperbolically 30 minutes? 

Ooooooooh, I get it. You’re trolling. Nevermind then.

Don’t mind them. They’re a well-known concern troll. Just look at the comment history.

And this has been the case from literally the earliest days of the American colonies. Laws were enacted that were designed to destroy solidarity between African slaves and European indentured servants. If an enslaved African and an indentured European ran away together and the European was caught, he would be forced…

Or the cat box.

This is the kind of comprehensive, incisive commentary I come to Deadspin for.

oh i get it it’s a meta joke

“Hang out” podcasts are the woooooooorst.

I’ll tell ya, I don’t generally like the “Gray” system of Kinja, but seeing trolls relegated there is rather satisfying. As is the Dismiss button.