Or Marlon Brando.

Mmmmm, yeah. That’s some good Spader.

Ah, yes, another fine example of that well-known “Minnesota nice.”

“Upon review, the flag had been completely removed from the quarterback’s waistband prior to the pass, resulting in a sack. The ruling on the field stands. Third down.”

Someone made the original Doom look like a blacklight poster from Spencer’s

Let’s pour one out for The IT Crowd. The only redeeming factor was a paycheck for Richard Ayoade.

No they didn’t.

She’s like an Anna Kendrick who leaned away from being a celebrity instead of leaning into it.

Parpridge Barn remembles.

“other styles from her shoe line like scented jelly thong...”

Saquon’s success doesn’t depend as heavily on a shitty QB.

White being good for hot weather is a myth. White reflects light energy, sure, but it also reflects your body heat back at you. On the other hand, black will absorb both the sun’s energy and your body heat and then radiate it out, some towards you, but a lot more out into the air.

Just reboot Tenspeed and Brownshoe for god’s sake.

You want a body? Donnie’ll get you a body. Couple shovels and some strong backs, nothing to it. Donnie knows some guys. Friends of Chris Christie.

Would have been disappointed in Mike Love if he didn’t weasel his way in there.

THREE throwgasms? As a Clevelander, I feel like I’m being set up for disappointment.

So like... I shouldn’t be a self-righteous Libertarian?

I mean, fixing the “no rats” problem is pretty easy.

“Cheetos, Mountain Dew and cheap beer.”