I can’t wait to see Jake G saying “Pain don’t hurt.”

If a UFC fight occurs and isn’t recorded, does anyone remember if it actually happened?

I quite like seeing these brilliantly deep, experienced actors like Ben Gazzara lending their powers to these kinds of films in equal measure to their more ambitious work. The folly of bringing your entire Cassavetes film energy to Road House delights me.

So who is the senior citizen he murders? I’m hoping they can get Bruce Dern. Or...wait for it...Bruce Willis.

Why would you remake Road House. It’s a rare example of the “perfect” movie in the sense that Road House is 100% the exact movie the makers of Road House wanted to make. It’s also, imho, the perfect example of making a movie so “bad” it’s good on purpose. No one writing, directing or acting in Road House thought…

I hear it starts ok and then goes off the rails. 

Shelob: She-Boss. A LOTR prequel about a young female spider pressured by her conservative parents to get married and instead she sets out on her own.

I ski what you’re doing there

Yeah, there snow way I’m watching this movie.

Agreed. All signs point towards this being a work of love and not some soulless cash grab intented to rake in money for shareholders.

This is a good idea, I see no problems, and it will definitely work out.

I might just take a powder on it then.

Get off your high horse!

Unbearable would you say?

Really crosses the thin white line for you, huh?

If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take Keri Russell out, cocaine bear
If you want to get down, down with Ray Liotta, cocaine bear

So you’re turning up your nose?

This movie blows

A sensitive guy like Cera needs a golden agouti gerbil to keep him company.

Do we honestly think this is the first Senator to suffer depression? No, he’s just the first one to admit it and openly seek treatment, instead of trying to bury it with multiple mistresses and a coke habit like certain past Senators I could name. Everyone knew Fetterman had had a stroke; anyone who wanted to research…