At this point I’m just assuming they don’t have one.

Look, they’re simply to busy.

“simply to busy”

Someone needs to have a talk with the headline copywriter.

I got an Elliott Smith notification.

I’ve been waiting for you to say that

But I don’t have a clue what you did last summer.

I knew somebody I used to know was going to ask about the Community movie!

Grimes should just be glad she no longer lives above a bowling alley, and beneath another bowling alley. 

Sorry, why is this a story? Clearly this woman needs mental health assistance, not elevated social media visibility. Please don’t encourage shit like this.

This indignity took me from hoy-ti-toy straight to Hy-Ti-Ty!

Chapter 14: For Like a Full Year, People Everywhere Told Me I Should Have Shrunk Down and Entered a Homicidal Alien’s Asshole and Then Exploded Out of His Colon.

I agree. For all the jokes about Bay, he’s still the master of special effects and over-the-top ridiculousness. It’s hard to top his style, and it’s even harder to emulate it.

Bad Boys 4 Mo Money

 I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think I prefer it if Michael Bay comes back. The 3rd movie was missing his style.

I bet the soundtrack is gonna slap.

He literally looks like a John Hughes character whose running gag is he thinks his moustache makes him look cool.

I believe him. I have no reason to suspect he would ever sell out associates for his own gain.

She’s fine, but June Fanta is obviously the star power in this.

Ah, good ol’ legend of stage and screen, Rita Lorena.