As annoying as I personally found Urkel, and yes, the character did subvert a semi-realistic “blue collar Cosby Show” to use the phrase in the skit, about ten years ago I had a Black colleague who found in the character of Urkel that it was okay to be both Black and a nerd and credited the character for his choice of…

“You come at the King, you best not miss” - Steve Urkel

Including Carl Winslow

Bigger guys than Zazlav have tried to kill Urkel. They always fail miserably.

Main is only known for tree things:

Fancy.

Right? Their motto is “All the news that fits”

I’m not even American, and am still pretty sure “fancy” and “New York Post writer” don’t belong in the same sentence.

Sure, it happens. I think the problem lies in the fact that she was still dating Jason Sudeikis at the time...

Honestly I don’t have an issue with Wilde hooking up with her lead, because as you note, that’s been going on for as long as there have been directors and actors.  But don’t try to have it both ways, and say you’re all about a safe environment on set an all that.  She’s trying to have her cake and eat it too, by…

Anybody over 27, that’s worked on the show more than a year, and doesn’t have a drug problem probably goes home. Bill Hader told a story of being at one of the after parties and going outside because the impromptu jam session of Mick Jagger and Foo Fighters was too loud.

I mean, it’s definitely phrased badly — but when Wilde says something like:

Well, I can see why Olivia Wilde might not have wanted to fuck Shia if he was acting like an abusive asshole during all the meetings and rehearsals and then claiming it was part of his process.

“His process was not conducive”
You mean you didn’t want to fuck him?

After party, after the after party . . .
Doesn’t anybody ever just go home?

I see your YIKES and I raise you a OOOOOOOF.

Fuckin’ YIKES. 

We want Bob! We want Bob!

That would be alphanumeric!

Megan Thee Stallion wore a Sailor Moon outfit yesterday an outfit from a show she’s never seen before after it was presented to her by her a publicist and multiple wardrobe consultants.