I came here for this comment, and the bittersweet nostalgia it would trigger for the AV Club that once was.

Thanks for taking me down the rabbit hole of reading the comments on the AVClub review of the pilot episode of The Cape. I got a good laugh out of the comment someone left about being tired of superhero stuff . . . 11 years ago. That person must be in a deep inner circle of Hell right now.

Back in my college days, a dude offered to walk me home from a party and made sure to let me know he was gay when he sensed apprehension. When we got to my place, he was like “Sike! I’m straight” and tried to kiss me. That’s when I let him know I was lesbian, and he had the nerve to be mad at me, yelling “You should…

When gatekeeping gayness, is it called gaykeeping? 

But will the audience of Fox News be interested in things that aren’t real and are entirely made up?

My Glory Is The Shells I Collected From The Crooning Crawdads

For a few minutes there, reading this interview was like being on the old AV Club.  Thanks!

Eagles song. "standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona"

I mean, if she doesn’t live at home, she could have just not called him for three weeks, and he might not have called her to give her space. Or he might have been exaggerating and it was really like 10 days but it felt like three weeks!  Or maybe she does live at home and you’re right, I have no idea.  I’m just…

Tom Hanks is wondering what he has to do to get Chet to stop talking to him.

Alas, no. All I get is daily positive affirmations from Chris Elliott.

Wait, Billie Eilish didn’t slide into your DMs and call you an asshole?

“Well, I’m a-standin’ on a corner in Winslow, Arizona

Are you trying to suggest that Michael Winslow fever is over? Because ignorance like that makes me [sounds of steam coming out of ears] [sound of bomb exploding].

No, it was a Family Matters thing in the 90's.

Yes, but it dropped off when the Sea King rose from the depths full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt foam to smother its young mouth with pungent slime, to choke it, engorging its organs til it turned blue and bloated with bilge and brine and could scream no more.

But then it died when Kellen Winslow II sexually assaulted a senior citizen. 

My headcanon now is that they’ve built a bot that automatically adds at least one typo to every article.

Are we sure that picture up top isn’t Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise?