I hate the audience questions at convention Q&As.

*clutches pearls* NED!

Look, I don’t like the A.V. Club’s decline in quality any more than you do, but hasn’t their news division always just reposted news that was actually reported by other sources?

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Dave Chappelle is a whiny bigot.

No see you MUST ASSUME

Seriously this is a bizarre take by the writer. But I guess, not surprising when they say this show takes place a “generation” before the LOTR movies when the Second Age started over 6,000 years before the events of the LOTR movies.

Somehow, I confused him with Charlie Day for a second.

I hate to see the production delayed, but this seems...

“What is this being paid you speak of?”

A Song Of Talking Trees & Tacky Jewelry

It’s popular to lambaste Tolkien’s prose style, but he was a solid writer with a good grasp of character, plot, and scene. The fact that he didn’t do anything with the Second Age beyond notes, outlines, and genealogies (that were published posthumously) suggests there just isn’t a story there.

But if we’re making a show called “The Lord Of The Rings,” one must assume that eventually, there will be a season about the book The Lord Of The Rings.

Again and again, this is partly religious and partly economic. Before women poured into the workforce in the late 60s/early 70s, your average white man had an unpaid indentured servant who performed cooking, housework and childcare in exchange for free room and board, leaving Daddy free to smoke and work. This was…

Hey, let’s just be happy this wasn’t a slide show.

Dakota Johnson in a post-modern, erotic re-imagining of the beloved classic Charlotte’s Web.

“I’m wondering how they’re going to have college students constantly committing brutal murders and getting away with it without anyone asking any questions.”

I’ll finish out The Boys, but “no” to this. There are plenty of brainless young egotists destroying things and fucking everything in sight in my town. I don’t need dramatizations with prurient closeups.

Well yeah, two metric years.