Would that-it-‘twere so simple.

“I don’t have people, I’m alone”

On the new A.V. Club blog writes you!

Definitely. AI has come a long way, but still trips over some easy grammar/sequence mistakes like:

You can't convince me that this was written by anything other than cliclbait-generating AI.

C4PT4IN 4MERIC4

I hope they don’t go with Captain America 4 as the title. Not only is that getting into Police Academy territory in terms of numbering, but none of the other films even had numbers. Some better ideas for titles include:

[900 word article snarking about comment]

It never ceases to amuse me how comparing LOTR to Christianity makes Christianity seem even more like made-up nonsense.

Ralph Bakshi coming in to yell at everybody for ripping him off?

Um...NO...
Sauron, the Maiar was a servant of the fallen Vala, Morgoth, nee Melkor. He never fell from the sky, he most likely travelled to Middle-Earth with his master or joined him there at some later time. If anything, Morgoth is a closer approximation to Lucifer, as he was of the highest angelic order who rebelled…

This isn’t really a comment. Nor is it a pre-comment. It’s kind of a teaser of a pre-comment to be commented at a later time than now.

Knowing but not snarky, buoyant but not vapid.

News Flash: Director liked audition of person cast in film.

This looks good, I’ll have to check out at some point. I have a friend from Croatia and I spent a week on the islands out there. It’s a beautiful place, but the seaside is indeed very rocky (with lots of sea urchins). My gf and I had to have sea shoes, but our Croatian friend doesn’t bother with them. They definitely…

After the ‘Isle of Man’ incident , I’m not making that mistake again...

Fine, but you’re going to be disappointed when you get there and it’s just a bunch of cowards.

“Pussy Island” sounds like some place James Bond needs to infiltrate. And if he’s busy, I’ll volunteer for this mission.

I’m assuming this movie is about an island cat sanctuary.