“Read the full report here, and watch a video chronicling some of its key findings of the piece below.”

Upvote for the Orange County-specific douchebag reference.

Upvote for the Orange County-specific douchebag reference.

You just don’t understand his...

Gangstas fire their pistols sideways, so it only makes (movie) sense that upping the intensity means you shoot your assault rifle sideways.

There are like, seven planets that matter, and less than twenty people who regularly get to speak.

Quoth the Raven: “I WANT YOUR EYES, PIG.”

Anyone or anything caught in the middle would probably instantly incinerate.

That death glare Goodman’s giving looks like it would overshadow anyone’s performance.

We’re our own worst femme fatale.

Don’t let the name fool you, it’s more of a peninsula.

I agree, although I assume people do the Iditarod because of the lasting cultural legacy and overwhelming popularity of Snow Dogs.

Drop your socks and grab your cocks!

So long as a reservation casino needs entertainment, the world shall have... it’s Entertainer.

This summer: The Rock, The Edge, and Cedric the Entertainer, as you’ve never seen them before!

Right this way, Mr. University! We’ll seat you at our finest table.

It makes you realize that there are so many 90's-specific references that only a person from that period could potentially make in a full-disclosure, if they ever wrote an article.

Biochemist, please! I’ll not shame a woman on her body parts that she has no control over. All I’m saying is that if there’s fluff on that butt, then I like that mutt.

I like my corgis like I like my ladies: bottom-heavy. And with even bigger heads.

“Sexually uninhabited”