Oh, take as long as you want. And don’t call me Mori.

Hey, roller blades and socks /= nudity in my book.

Did he shoot and kill Curious George?

I’d like to direct your attention to a little-known gem called Two and a Half Men.

“It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” ‘It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.’”

We’re just sitting around the card table, one hand under the table, just waiting for everyone else to show their hand before we start to go guns a-blazin’.

If you’ve got the money, you can even sign up for cold-pressed mana delivery.

Hey, if you’re thinking at all about the life of another human being in hopeful and helpful ways, you and your kid are already streets ahead of Trump.

I smell a spinoff!

Ursa-ch a downer.

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”

I always just kind of assumed he owned the coffee shop.

You heard the man! Get him!

In this series, a horny young lad is caught having sex with a fresh tart in the kitchen!

Gonk.

Sounds like someone didn’t see the scene where Thatassnos gets the infinity cockrings in Assvengers: Infinity Whores.

There was a class?!

Guy likes popular things that other people liked.

They wanted to rastify the movie by about 10%or so, which in our modern parlance is to make it 10% more “Urban.”

Well, well Merry Christmas, you F-ers!