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Cafe Bustelo, or Cafe La Llave?

Let’s not pedal anymore puns.

And certainly don’t invite Kevin James to the set, otherwise uh-oh, here comes the boom.

Or let Gary Busey go in first.

I call entrapment!

To Catch The Predators.

They must be thinking of McKenzie, his non-Union Irish equivalent.

The wholesome vanilla ice cream trucks were ransacked and overturned, with crude taco trucks installed menacingly at every corner.

Noooo!!!

Or hypocritical, which is for people who will find any excuse to berate hippos until they’re hoarse.

I’m thinking temperature. Obviously, I’d want you to go get some warm hot cakes soothe your stomach. You just threw up some hotcakes! Have you learned nothing? As Carlos Santana once said, “Those who forget about the Purge are doomed to repeat it.”

Hot take: now you’d better go find a place to buy some more hot cakes.

*shakes fist at sky* Purge!!!

I dunno, I was disappointed when John Wick turned out to be a human being, and not a length of braided cotton suspended in candle wax.

I’m fine with just some hotcakes, then.

And so a little bit of the romantic mystery of life fades away...

Yes, he is a major general.

I suppose Death himself would be the best authority on avoiding death with a lower case d.

Hot takes: selling like hotcakes!

Good God, Lemon! I mean, Ronan!