Ah, late-night memories of the summer of ‘03, when my parents had HBO.

Note that Rolling Rock sitting there, too.

With his sidekick, Robin, the Boy It’s-actually-quite-explainable-when-you-sit-down-and-think-about-it.

Should have fed it to Jared Leto.

Who herself looks like Emma Stone!

Speaking of lookalikes, did anyone else assume that actress in the header was Gillian Jacobs?

Glad he’s getting work.

Exactly.

Make it Scarlett Johannson and Emma Stone, since they’re both experienced playing Asian characters.

Stop slut-shaming dogs!

*Shudder*

I don’t like the idea of a 46-year-old man using the term, “fell in like,” much less one using it sincerely.

I wish my owner would stop trying to sneak in a red pill in my food bowl.

Does that mean that baby qualifies for SAG-AFTRA?

I assumed it was the remains of that talking fox from Antichrist.

Damn those peaches!

That is a damn shame, in that I will miss him writing here. As for the buyout thingy, I’m sure he’s doing what’s best for himself, and I respect that.

Shame the error ocurd in such a public space.

Thank you!

Yes, unless you’re related to Dana Rohrabacher. Then, perhaps hope.